A member of the opposite sex that try's to penetrate a friendship by sleeping with 2 best friends.
Johnny sleeps with Sarah, but then immediately tells Jenny(her best friend) he loves her and wants to be with her instead. True Dog Bag material.
A person that doesn't need to say much to shake a room but their so swagg presence will leave people in AWE once they enter the room. Usually calm and all pockets FULL.
Tom pulls up to a party and Jerry dabs his hand on some "Big dog you came through dripping, siphi-skoropho"
for something to be far from satisfactory...
"that food was dog wipe"
"last night was just dog wipe"
A mysterious secretive individual, loathe to provide any personal information
Co-worker, "How was your weekend?"
Reply: "ha ha ha it's kinda personal man"
Co-Worker: "You're so tap-dog"
A Boston Cream Pie donut filled with dog jizz, instead of the cream.
Ha! Pranked you bitch with my cummy dog!
Despite your best efforts, external forces make it impossible to succeed.
Tom - "Hey yo Carlos, how's selling them drugz going?"
Carlos - "Man, im getting dog dicked by the PoPo all day."
Tom -"Damn, thats puppy fucked."
A hot dog sliced in half, with some pickles, onions, and ketchup, which is the way he prefers it. Hot dog is Mitt Romney's favorite meat.
Try a Romney Dog, named after famous hot dog lover Mitt Romney. Not to be confused with the Mitt Romney dog incident.