chapel hill high

The largest, shittiest, and oldest high school in Chapel Hill, North Carolina, where every bathroom and hallway smells like weed, and everyone takes approximately 4 AP courses.

Person 1: Omg so today all the guys in AP Lang took out their juuls and all started vaping at once.
Person 2: Did they get caught?
Person 1: Lol no one actually cares

Person 2: Do you go to Chapel Hill High?
Person 2: Yeah, how did you know.

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Capital Hill Police

When you barely even try to stop something from happening as it happens in front of your eyes

Based on the events on 1/6/21 when the Capital Hill Police failed to keep MAGA protestors out of the Capitol of the United States.

The fucking toilet at Taco Bell began overflowing and all I could do was be a Capital Hill Police officer. What they hell else can I do? It isn't my toilet.

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Blue Hill, Maine

1. A sleepy little nowhere port. Gossip Central. A place where no one I mean no one can mind there own business.

2. A lovely, blueberry covered hill that rises out of a pretty salt-water harbor.

3. If you don't like Hippies don't come here.

I went on vacation in Blue Hill, Maine. It was so boring that we had nothing else to do besides It so I got knocked-up.

Blue Hill, Maine drove all the normal people away so we get drunk with the local characters.

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Walnut Hill Goggles

When you’ve been attending walnut hill for so long that’s people who used to not seem attractive all of a sudden seem attractive.

“Hey isn’t Mateo much hotter this year right?”
“ no bro, that’s just your Walnut hill goggles kicking in.”

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Elle-mae hill

Scruffy, untidy, potato

Your such an elle-mae hill

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one tree hill

A TV show on the WB. Dawson's creek with basketballs.

"Did you see One Tree Hill last night?"
"Yeah those guys are hot!"

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Farnborough Hill Girl

A posh wannabe slag who thinks that they're the shit and is forced to dress and act like a nun. A Farnborough Hill girl wants to be to be cool, but in reality they are cringy motherfuckers that repel guys and make chavs throw up.

"Oh them girls are well mank! Must be from Farnborough Hill"
"Those Farnborough Hill girls are trying to act like roadmen but in reality they won't let their feet touch the ground"

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