green line test

green line test determines whos the bottom in a relationship
draw a dotted green line, angled parallel to the angle of their torso. repeat for every person in the photo.
the one standing proud/straight up is the top and the one thats angled into the other is a bottom bitch

see how that dudes leaning into his girl like that? he does not pass the green line test

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Converse Cool Line

The faded white line that appears in the middle of the words "All Star" on the heel of old converse . The width of this line is directly proportional to your cool factor, as everyone knows cool people never have new shoes.

Guy no. 1: Hey bro, we should beat up that nerd over there.

Guy no. 2: Nah dude, have you seen his converse cool line? Its like... its so wide it completely encompasses the universe, implodes upon itself and then is reincarnated again on the heel of his shoes.

Guy no. 1: Oh yeah dude, that guy's totally cool.

your next line is

A phrase said by Joseph Joestar in Jojos bizarre adventure used to predict the enemy’s next line

Joseph: your next line is “I'm gay”

Every hot character in Jojos: I’m gay

High Doltage Line

A group of people in front of you; either in traffic or in a check out line; who are either morons or in a conspiracy to slow you down as much as possible.

Sorry I was late, boss. I hit a high doltage line on the way in to work. I swear they set up a rolling roadblock.

Social Flat-line

A term stemming from two seperate lexical choices one of which is 'Social' to be defined as relating to human society and its members and 'Flat-line' which is a medical term to show the absence of heart contractions or the disappearance of the rhythmic peaks displayed on a heart monitor.

In this sense the conjoined term means the 'dead sector of society' So to speak : Nerds, emo's, paedophiles and so on, people who are marginalised and ostracised from society.

Nerd 1: Dude I have a girlfriend now

Nerd 2: No way

Nerd 1: I'm heading off the Social Flat-line

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fuck me lines

The v-shaped lines marking the lower abdomen of a man's body, considered sexually appealing.

Did you see him with his shirt off? He had 6-pack abs and fuck me lines. He's so hot. I'd do him.

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Dot and line language

. = A/a
.. = B/b
... = C/c
.- = D/d
.-- = E/e
.--- = F/f
..- = G/g
..-- = H/h
..--- = I/i
...- = J/j
...-- = K/k
...--- = L/l
- = M/m
-- = N/n
--- = O/o
-. = P/p
-.. = Q/q
-... = R/r
--. = S/s
--.. T/t
--... = U/u
---. = V/v
---.. = W/w
---... = X/x
-.- = Y/y
.-. = Z/z

Dot and line language
..--..--- = Hi
..-.-.-- = Bye
..-------.- -----...--..-----..- = Good Morning
..-------.---..---..-..----.. = Goodnight

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