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The girl that ends up with broken bones after getting hit in the face twice, thus redirecting a flight.
Miss glass laughed about the hundreds of people she killed on the train after getting that dude banned from the airplane for life.
That's Miss Glass, she is hard as glass, she's the wrong one to try and shatter, don't let thinking you can see through her fool you, she is suprisingly not fragile.
Someone who looks better when wearing sunglasses.
Be careful when judging her Instagram pictures because she's a Glasses Malone.
An insincere invitation. And invitation that the sender gives out of social obligation but hopes the receiver does not act on.
“Yeah Will invited me to his New Year’s party, but I know it was a glass invitation so I won’t be going. He only invited me because someone mentioned the party in front of me.”
A dark pair of sunglasses that permits one to stare at ones boobs without the risk of getting caught
Dude, check out those Norks!!
I can't, I left my boob glasses at home.
That was silly wasn't it. It's boob central!
To break and digest objects composed of molten sand and lye
When I'm bored and have nothing to do, I like to Consume glass every once in a while