stealth mode

the act of having sex while keeping your clothes on. Girl lifts up her skirt and the guy drops his zipper. Commonly done on a downstairs couch if the parents are home.

Goin stealth mode is a real nice way to have sex if you're worried about the folks comin down.

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Yoda Mode

Yoda Mode is basically another meaning for when you say something extremely smart or when someone else thinks there extremely smart and you just make them look like a absolute fien once you have ruined them!

Rupert : 'The sqaure root of 144 is 9!'

Rodney :'No it isn't you fool its 12'

People behind you: 'He just went Yoda Mode on yoo ass!'

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Beast Mode

The result of stealing a jelly doughnut from an overweight, stereotypical american

" Like, I totally took that guys doughnut and he went all beast mode on me!"

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Van mode

Drinking at a faster rate than normal. Typically happens in a car or van on a trip somewhere. Sometimes occurs after getting crushed in a bowling league.

Wow I can't believe we killed this 30 pack in 45 minutes, talk about van mode.

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jake mode

a period of time where a man or woman is suddenly and for no reason depressed and will not talk to anyone but waits for others to ask whats wrong but when you do he will say nothing leave me alone

john: dude wheres tom?
mark:i saw him go into the bedroom hes in complete jake mode right now
michael:ill go see whats wrong

michael whats wrong?
tom nothing leave me alone! *sulks*

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Kirby Mode

Kirby Mode Is When Your Smoking Weed And The Blunt Is Getting Smaller So You Start Taking Stronger Pulls Thus Making Your Cheeks To Get Bigger Like The Cartoon Character Kirby When He Sucks In His Opponents.

Yo The Blunts Almost Done So I'ma Just Go Kirby Mode And Kill It

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Day mode

The lighting setting on twitter that locals use that makes them go blind.

Person 1: "Day mode is so much better than night mode!"
Person 2: "Eww you use DAY MODE? What a local!"

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