double-bag

The unsafe practice of using 2 condoms.

The only safe way to double-bag is The Tabasco Fiasco

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Grocery Bag

1) A flow by rapper Gudda Gudda in Lil' Wayne's song "Bedrock" which doesn't make sense to most listeners.

2) To be confident in one's possession of an object or person. A reference to the idiom "in the bag".

3) Nonsensical statement used when someone doesn't understand what you're saying likely because you're quoting rap lyrics.

1) She don't even wonder, cause she know she bad

And I got her, nigga; grocery bag.

2) How'd your interview go?

Grocery bag.

3) Me: Holla at'cha guala, zoom later
You: Huh?
Me: Grocery bag!

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fun bags

a bag of condoms...and lubricants...and other fun things

was wonderin if we could have something from one of your fun bags in a discreet fashion...

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Bag system

A system or nomenclature used for labeling the intensity of ugly a given woman is subject to. A woman can be ugly on one of any three levels. First, the single-bagger, or a woman ugly enough to merit one bag over the head during intercourse; Second, the two-bagger, or a woman who is so ugly that a bag is needed to be put over both her head and yours during intercourse, and finally, the three-bagger; a woman so entirely atrocious that not only do both you and her necessitate bags over your heads during intercourse, but so does anyone who may (god forbid) be looking in through the window.

God damn, man,on the bag system, Chloe is without a doubt a three-bagger, that bitch is hideous!

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Diaper bagging

When a diaper on a baby/toddler flops in or around the face of the adult playing with him/her multiple times. Similar to tea bagging. Especially gross when the diaper is filled with excrement.

Did you see your little brother diaper bagging your mom on the floor?

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candy bag

a literal bag, or some sort of assortment of drugs commonly associated social doing, euphoria, or happy trips i.e. ecstasy/molly, LSD, Shrooms, Marijuana, etc.

Guy: "Hey man, could you ask your guy if he has LSD this week again?"

Son: "Dude! I was just at a dubstep concert last night, I coulda gotten you candy bags for cheap!"

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Algae Bag

A more clean version of douchebag and scumbag. Use this to refer to someone who is annoying and makes you want to scream.

Person 1: I don’t want to look at you, *insert terrible roast or something*

Person 2: You’re such an algae bag.

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