Dope whore tweaker slut meth hoe
Damn I'm out of dope and now the puddle puppies are gone
A puppy made out of bananas and Nutella
“Oh look at that cute banana Nutella puppy”
The kind of person who sets alarms to wake them ion the middle of the night so that they can spend iTunes vouchers in idle games.
Damm that’s one screaming puppy
a phrase used to express extreme anger or disapproval of a situation.
"Dude that make me wanna stab puppies!"
An unsuccessful attempt by your dog to perform a common activity such as jumping onto the couch, bed, chair, etc., as a result of misjudging the distance of the jump and effort necessary to complete it. More common among smaller dogs. A true puppy fail may appear as if Mutombo was defending the object upon which your pup was trying to land.
Dexter totally just puppy failed trying to jump onto the recliner with me.
The baby talk people use when they speak to and pet a dog. The people immediately talk to the dog like it's a little baby even though the dog can't understand them. canine crazy, feline fanatic, pet parents, dog, canine, pet, man's best friend
I get so annoyed when people walk up to my dog and use puppy speak. He's not a little baby people and he can't understand you!