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The bulge that appears out of a man's crotch when he wears a Speedo. Looks like a squirrel caught in his Speedo. Really gross to see. Even more gross to imagine what it must feel like for him. To have a Speedo closed that tight in that area can't be comfy.
I was sitting in the hottub, relaxing after swimming for an hour, and who what should come into my line of sight then Mr. Squirrel Pants. I looked away promptly, then just got out of the hottub to make sure I wouldn't see him again.
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1. When you use an iron to dry your underwear, the iron turns excess water into steam and lifts it away into the air, leaving the underwear warm and fluffy. Like a bunny, but in your pants. A pants bunny.
(taken from a story by Jay Barnes)
2. One who likes being in someone's pants. My boyfriend's nickname for me.
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Carrying a big load a poo in your drawers.
Fly collector. Crap-o-rama. Thick brick. Butt mush. Squish dish. Brown gravy in da pants. Stink and more. Dribble dip. Dirty pants.
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Comfortable black pants that cater to menopausal women in order to help them feel sexier than they actually are. Commonly paired with wine to enhance the delusion.
My 49 year-old mother was sitting on the couch drinking Pinot Noir and said, "I just live in my yoga pants!"
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culinary mishap involving a massive fumble of freshly prepared food.
"dude, I pulled a total pizza pants with this plate of spaghetti"
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The crusty state of a man's pants when his girlfriend/wife/slampiece abandons a blow job mid-ejaculation, forcing him to finish in his boxers.
Alden was giving me mind-bending head the other night, but then she hopped off when she thought she heard my mom coming and all I got were sticky pants.
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1. When one flips out to an uncontrollable degree and lets off a dump in their pants.
Napoleon Bonaparte was so excited to have won so many battles that he had a pant crapping.
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