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the pig exploded

when a particular place or item looks like it has been run in all wheel drive through a mote of dead hookers and spaghetti sauce at terminal velocity.

There is a sign on all of the microwaves, please cover your food. Today all of the microwaves looked like the pig exploded in them. Could you please keep it simple. Cover your food.

by doctor squander August 27, 2009

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Pig Be Lean

Not right. a little off, wierd. when you think pig you think fat so a lean or skinny pig is not right.

Josh: why is he in that smart car?

Mason: its cause his pig be lean

by Hardcore91 April 17, 2010

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pig dicking

The art of screwing someone over or out of something; fucking with someone in a funny or messed up way; telling someone some twisted bull shit to get your way or out of trouble... like a pig that fucks with a screw-like dick.

1) Aaw, that mother fucker just pig dicked me out of $30!

2) Seriously? Are you pig dicking me right now bro!?

by The Dapper Gentleman September 17, 2017

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Suckle Pig

A fat specimen for the town of waroona, loves throwing chairs as much as hitting on 16 yr old and sinking tinnys with the younger ones.King of the Den and always will be.

Who threw those chairs last night,

It was Suckle Pig

by Taj Parker November 25, 2022

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pig loren

Loves the low life pig pen dirty life style. Free loading house guest. Females may use the blood horn.

My roomate Jeff's girlfriend is the mother of all pig loren.

by Ziggy77 October 5, 2006

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Shrivel-pig

An uncircumcised, infected penis

He pulled down his pants and exposed his shrivel-pig and I puked a little in my mouth!

Calling his a dick is a compliment. He’s a shrivel-pig!

by Boymom0406 September 24, 2019

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Pig Contest

Almost identical to hoggin, a pig contest involves two or more contestents that try to pick up the fattest and/or ugliest girl in a bar.

We didn't see any hotties in the bar, so me and my buddies decided to have a pig contest last night. I won because I banged your Mom!

by Tubzilla October 9, 2008

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