playing the organ

Jerking off. Masturbation.

Bob: I walked in to Jim's room and that skeeze was playing the organ to a video of my sister's dance class

Jeff: So what, I play the organ IN your sister's dance class

Bob: Ah hell, who am I kidding? So do I.

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playing hobo

playing hobo is if your're tired or sore and there's no place to go because you're outside so you just take a little nap or a rest on the streets like a hobo

Man that soccer game was intense and now I have to walk 15 minute back home...I think I'll play hobo for a while

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Play of the Game

Abbreviated as “POG”. It’s supposed to be a highlight of the best move a computer algorithm has deemed in the game, but it’s just fucking Bastion. Btw it’s Overwatch related, but Overwatch is kinda dead.

*PLAY OF THE GAME*
“Sweet! I think it’ll be me, my Ultimate got 5 people! I feel so good about... OF COURSE ITS FUCKING BASTION”
*Throws controller*

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playing fetch

golf always; soccer usually

TV's on. Wasn't paying attention. Realized I've been ignoring golf, not soccer*. What is with these people playing fetch with their balls?

*world football (whatever)

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Playing the Ponies

This phrase is actually a mistake. Instead, one should say "playing the horses". Playing the Ponies is something small boys would say.

Eric received a text message that the ponies were loose and used an incorrect sentence involving playing the ponies.

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Role Play

Also known as Role Playing, is a new trend in myspace where someone like you would take another persons pictures and act like its them and have friends who do the same

" Hey Jen, that girl is so pretty I wish I looked like her. I'm gonna role play her "

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playing doggy

fucking a chick doggy style in the butt, while she drinks out of the toilet you shat in

Kacia and josh were playing doggy when josh decided to give her a swirly after donkey punching her

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