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The Kentucky Ballistics lifesaving technique that doubles as a sexual innuendo.
Performed by locating the hole of choice on the subject body, and jamming a thumb in said hole with all available might. The thumb cannot be removed for several hours.
“Dude how was your date last night? Did it slap?”
“Yeah man. I have her that good Kentucky Plug”
The Kentucky Plug is a sex position where the man uses his left thumb to finger his partner, and the woman uses her left thumb to finger the mans ass. this is typically preformed with one person sitting on their bottom with their knees up, and the other infront of them squatting down. However, it does not need to be in this position to qualify as a kentucky plug.
Dude1: hey bro what happened last night? You didn't answer any of my calls.
Dude2: sorry, i was busy kentucky plugging that girl.
The act of sticking one’s thumb so far into a partner’s hole it could stop bleeding.
“Man Kentucky ballistics almost died! Good thing Scott gave him the Kentucky plug”
Jamming your thumb into a hole
That guy used The Kentucky Plug to stop the torrent of (insert bodily fluid here)
One performs said move by inserting a thumb up ones or someone eles's ass. Originally based on a tragic accident of Scott Allen DeShields, Jr. from Kentucky Ballistics.
I was plowing her doggy style and then I gave her the Kentucky Plug.
The act of inserting one thumb into a hole of choice to prevent leakage.
Had Taco Bell last night and had to give myself the Kentucky plug to make it to the bathroom.
The act of speaking one's thumb in a cavity to prevent the flow of bodily fluids.
I shouldn't have eaten that double bean burrito I don't know if I'm going to make it to the bathroom I might need a Kentucky plug.