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When snow cums early and leaves a blanket of a white unwanted substance
We had pre-mature snowjaculation a month early and it didn't even throw me a towel
When playing Texas Hold-em, the dealer turns over the flop before everyone has bet.
Dude, I have not bet yet. That was such a pre-mature E-flopulation.
A variable period of time immediately prior to study sessions when college students socialize informally. Such occasions typically include caffeinated beverages.
My roommate and I took a much deserved pre-study break before going to the library.
A phase when students are breaking down before exams, typically in denial of previous procrastination and unable to accept failure
honestly we’re s4, I don’t want that grade, but I don’t wanna enter my pre-chem Shek phrase the most - v chan
Pre-chem Shek is now an official adjective
A blowjob prior to going out with a group of friends, usually after a few rounds of shots.
"We were in Matt's room and she took me upstairs for a little pre-j action."
The act of pausing to edit you speech so as to avoid people hating you on Twitter.
Friend 1: “I can not believe how pissed she got about what I tweeted!! Cripes, it was obvious I didn’t mean it that way!!!”
Friend 2: “Dude, I keep telling you you gotta start pre-tweeting yourself more often.”
When a president is a bad terrible person
"President Trump is a Bad Pres"