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When you're on a bus or in a car and you always get stopped by the red traffic light. Its very annoying and time-wasting, especially in the morning going to school or work.
Friend 1: Where were you this morning?
Friend 2: Yo, the bus hit like every red
Man these days the bus keeps hitting the reds
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when a woman spits on a mans fresh shaved ass and spanks both cheeks multiple times until you get a "red ape"
tina gave me a red ape cause i forgot to make her dinner
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What happens to a penis when it comes into contact with poison ivy after taking a wizz in the woods.
Guy #1: Dude, I can't have sex for, like three weeks!
Guy #2: Damn, dude! How come?
Guy #1: I took a piss in the woods the other day, and my Johnson is so big it reached down low and brushed some poison ivy on the ground.
Guy #2: Dude! Your dick is huge!!!!
Guy #1: Yeah, but now he's got the Red Gyarados.....
Guy #2: Damn....
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To shake one's ass vigorously... The referral to a red nose pitbull. As in the dog would get a hold of something and shake it vigorously.
She shakes her butt like a red nosed.
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Name given to Artilleryman for wearing a red strip down their pant leg. Also because diring the cannon ball days the balls would bounce in front of formations and were kbown to take the legs off alot of soldiers.
When I was in the Army I was an artilleryman aka red leg.
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Red Kelly : When a girl gives you oral whilst you at every red light stop whilst you are driving.
How do u know if you have been the receiver of a ‘Red Kelly’.... yr trousers and pants are down and you are being sucked off at a red light whilst stuck in traffic.
By Timmy Passion February 26, 2020
Red kelly
#publicsex #blowjob #oral #cum #redkelly
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A creepy person that follows and inappropriately touches you.
Instead of yelling rape yell "RED LLAMA" and people come to your help.
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