sad fountain

A ruinend orgasm.

Friend- How was that girl you picked up from the bar last night?

Me- "Pretty good, she started giving me top, but she stopped and I ended up with a sad fountain."

Friend- Fuck, better luck next time, I guess.

Sad People

Sad People
/S-ad/ P-e-pull/
adjective

1. Any Evil, Retarded, Cowardly, Weak, Sick Person or People, Beings, Entities, Hosts, Colonies, Artificial Intelligences, Algorithms, Software, Hardware, Codes, Bits, Chaos, Robots, Cyborgs, Androids, Machines, Souls, Consciousnesses, Thoughts, Ideas, Energy People, Electricity People, Lightning People, Electron People, Light People, Subatomic Quantum Particle People, Quantum Particle People, Atom People, Chemical People, Molecular Chemical People, Biochemical People, Molecular Biochemical People, Single Cellular People,

Multicellular People, Organic People, Inorganic People, Negative Atom People, Element People, Negative Element People, Matter People, Antimatter People, Doodle People, Anime People, Cartoon People, Comic Book People, Sacred Geometry People, Geometry People, Sound People, Color People, Aura People, Frequency People, Wave People, Circle People, Square People, Triangle People, Sphere People, Tesseract People, Tetrahedron People, Microbe People, Virus People, Plant People, Animal People, Fungi People, Mold People, Algae People, Slime People, Moss People, Lichen People, Rock People, Mer People, Alien People, Fantasy People,

Science Fiction People, Alternate History People, Mirror Dimension People, Multiverse Grid People, Infinity Timeline People, Negative Infinity Timeline, Lifeforms, Non-lifeforms, and Life that act like Less than a Nigger Slave.

Sad People
adjective and noun

"Our Rulers are Sad People and Less than Nigger Slaves."

Look Up Less than a Nigger Slave on Urbandictionary

ads more like sads :(

no stop doing the fucking ads no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

"Why are there so many ads? ads more like sads :("

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take my sad out for lunch

Self care activities done to try and combat a depressy phase

Ive been so low this week, i’m going to take my sad out for lunch

Single's sadness

Single's sadness is what a single person feels when craving a relationship but can't easily be in one.

Did you see them they've got Single's sadness

BIG sad *crying noises intensify*

Pretty self explanatory. When you more than sad, but less than depressed, you are BIG sad. When you BIG sad, you cry very loud, hence *crying noises intensify*

You: OMG IM SO CLOSE TO WINNING!!!!
Mom: BRUHHH turn your computer off.
You: Why would I turn my computer off?
Mom: BRUHHHHHHHH I turns the wifi off LOL
You: NOOOOOOOO
Mom: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL
You: BIG sad *crying noises intensify*

Sad beige mom

A sad beige Mom is a woman (usually millennial) who does not let her kids have color, *for the sake of an aesthetic.* There are variations of the sad beige mom, there are sad white moms and grey moms too. Basically everything in their house from clothes to furniture and walls are shades of beige (or white and grey) simply because they like the look of it. The kids are literally experiencing sensory depravation in their own homes. All for the sake of someone’s house looking like a pintrest board.

Hey, did you know (name) was a Sad beige mom?

What the hell, I feel bad for her kids