Shaking the hand warmer

ANOTHER term for beatin' the meat. When you get out a hand warmer, you normally shake it real hard so it will warm up faster. Kind of same emphasis with the meat part.

John: Oh my god, Alex, your face is so red! And you're out of breath! And there's a stain on the carpet! What did you DO!?

Alex: Oh, you know. I was just shaking the hand warmer.

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Shake Hands with the Governor of Love.

v. To masturbate.

Derived from the Latin phrase "Contremesco manuum per Imperator Diligo", lit. Shake hands with the Emperor of Love.

This phrase was believed to have been coined by Juvenal in order to express to a lady friend how he would like to masturbate onto her tits without being crude and causing offence.

1. I'm just off to shake hands with the Governor of Love.

2. Check it out! I just took a photo of me shaking hands with the Governor of Love.

3. Hey, baby. How about I shake hands with the Governor of Love all over your mammaries?

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two shakes of a barber's dick

A short length of time. An idiom of assurance that results will follow post-haste.

I'll be there in two shakes of a barber's dick.

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Shaking in my space boots

The same as shakin' in my boots, which means scared. The phrase is used sarcastically often.

The specific term comes from Austin Powers in which Dr. Evil says "I'm shaking in my little space boots", although some falsely attribute it to Toy Story. Also, the "little" is commonly skipped from the phrase.

Thug: "We comin to get chuuuuu"

Girl: "Oh mann i'm shaking in my space boots"

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shake my hand boi

shake my hand boy

person 1: is dat a new shirt bruv?
Person 2: Yer man
Person 1: SHAKE MY HAND BOI!

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Steak n Shake Rat

Ladies who work the late shift at steak and shake. They usually have one, mix, or all of the following: Beard, mustache, or gigantic mole with hair growing out of it.
Their voice is usually scratchy and manly.
They can also be seen hating their jobs.
Also, look for black gingers maning the grill, but be careful moving too quickly will scare them away...

I hope the steak n shake rat is working tonight, i love seeing her mole.
Did you see the rat? She was in the corner gnawing on some cheese.
I hope the rat doesnt drop pellets in my beef shit soup!
Look at that fucking freaky ginger maning the grill

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i’m literally shaking

when one tries to sneak out but pussies out last second.

yesterday anthony was all like i’m literally shaking right now!

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