A veiny train that pushes the brown express back into the tunnel.
-"Lord Archer, would you kindly turn round so I can clean your drains?"
-"Ok governor, but hurry it up you shit shunter, I have to write two novels by tea time."
when college students goto pizza buffet night, drink lots of beer, then drive around town until one of them shit his/her pants.
I'm glad it wasn't my car we played shit roulettee in, because that Cici"s Pizza shit really stinks.
shit mate is what you say when you are surprised to one of your friends.
Michaela: i saw barnsey last night.
Ashleigh: shit mate
A severe form of diarrhea that comes from eating Chinese food.
Steve: "Man that sweet and sour chicken was great but it gave me the worst case of China Shits ever.
The class of restaurants found in Collegetown in Ithaca, New York. They are all over-priced restaurants where you could serve cheap, second-hand leather boots from the south, with cow shit, and the students there would not be able to tell the difference.
Hey, I just went to CTB, and picked up this awesome wrap.
Dude, your carrying shit in a boot.
A person who has the uncanny ability to create a shit storm (drama) out of nothing.
My sister is a real shit wizard.
When you take a shit and then you take so long to wipe all it clean that it feels like the entire shit was for inifnity
Person 1: ‘Hey, what took you so long?’
Person 2: ‘Sorry, I was wrapped up doing an Infinity Shit’