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Morning Star:
Original definition: a medieval weapon with a long wooden shaft that has a ball full of sharp spikes attached to the end.
Take a minute and Google search this before reading the next definition.
Modern definition: When a GOOD husband/father who works hard for his family and loves them gets fucked so bad after getting divorced it's as if he is getting fucked by a wooden shaft with spikes up his ass . In some states his wife can cheat on him and he still gets fucked. He loses almost everything he owns, pays spousal maintenance, and half of all his money and retirement is gone even though his ex-wife is very capable of having a career and being self-sufficient. She purposely bleeds him dry because she feels unreasonably entitled and plays the victim card but is completely full of fucking shit.
Bob asks his divorced friend John if he would ever get married again. John replies " If I want to get a Morning Star again I would hope to star on an internet porn site so I can make money getting fucked in the ass instead of paying an ex-wife to give me a Morning Star." Bob has no choice but to respond with "well said sir."
Men today do not want to get married because it is 99.9% certain they will get the Morning Star if they get divorced.
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Where a guy is about to ejaculate on a girl/guy's face and right as it's in the air & s/he sees it, s/he makes a wish before it lands on his/her face.
As timothy ejaculated into the air, Samantha watched the shooting star before it hit her face and made a wish.
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You are madly in love with them and never want them to leave you.
I love when it's star time
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a term you say after a long night/morning of drinking. usually in a state of hungoverness
an incorrect answer in a game of the family feud
"man, that was a crazy night............................................................................................FOOTBALL STARS!!!!!!!!!!" *people laughing*
or
"name a famous mllionaire."-feud host
"Football stars!!!!"-crazy imbred old gramma
hungover
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I like all stars. It is shrek 2's mom and loves memes
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America loving, beer drinking frat stars, they are hard to ignore. They’re loud, proud and not afraid to tell you exactly how fratastic they truly are. They also enjoy sleeping with all the girl and happen to be the biggest dicks you will ever meet.
Chris is a typically frat star
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when with a female partner, the man must be very sly if he wants to correctly perform the japanese star. before having sex, put a bottle of Sriracha hot chili sauce next to the bed. then, while getting intimate with your girl, secretly cover your hand in the sauce. make sure she doesn't see this. then, in one swift motion, shove your fist into the girls vagina and spread your fingers out. this will create a spicy, burning, probably painful sensation for the girl.
Jamie: " Dude, how was your night with Kayla?"
Nick: " eh, i japanese star'd her"
Jamie: " oh god. how'd it end?"
Nick: " shes dead"
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