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The "Two finger cul de sac jones technique" Is a sexual fingering method created by Bubba The Love Sponge, A radio talk show host heard on Sirius Satellite Radio - nation wide, and on COX Radio - heard in parts of florida.
Before we had sex, I fingered her using bubba's 2 finger cul de sac jones techniqe and make her squirt!
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"I haven't seen blasts like this since Taco Night at James Earl Jones House."
-Gex
"I haven't seen blasts like this since Taco Night at James Earl Jones House."
-Fucker
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The Single best video game ever created. Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues is almost completely perfect in every way. Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues's only flaw is that it's just too good. Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues is enjoyable from start to finish in and has no flaws. Released on November 17th, 2009 and made by Traveller's Tales, Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues is incredible. May we all praise Jon Burton for designing Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues and sleep with Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues in our arms every night to bring good luck.
Guy 1: Hey, have you ever played Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues?
Guy 2: Why no I have no-
Guy 1: (stabs guy 2 in the throat repeatedly)
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This is a name that most likely does not exist
Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.
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Trey jones is one of the most incredible people you could ever meet. At first he may come off as a little quiet but when he opens up to you he is very outgoing. He lives for adventure and wants to find a girl who will do the same. He is also very focused on his schoolwork and sometimes will put it first. However if you’re the one special girl in his life he’ll put off anything to be with you. He is definitely a pleaser with the ladies, and find that many he meets are attracted to him. However he’s not an easy catch in fact he’ll turn down most of the girls that come his way. So if you’re that one girl he catches feelings for we don’t know how you did it but you’re pretty special. If you get the chance to meet a Trey Jones keep him around he’s a good one.
Girl: I am in love with you Trey Jones!
Trey: Sorry I only like one girl
If you have this name you are a total dxck bouncer you are the person to shout slay
Me: Is that jacob Steven Jones
Someone else:swear he's queer
She is on crackhead energy and she is probably light skin too, she has on glasses and she has a bestfriend group probably, she is very sweet, caring, loyal, kind of sassy, and hits your back until the end
Dee: Mikayla Jones is being a crackhead
Courtney: yea, typical Mikayla Jones