Random
Source Code
Random
A person with a very small penis. Some say you can't even see it. He's always talking and just needs to shut up
6👍 2👎
A bright, young lad who likes to wear shirts that clearly originate from a shady dealer, obviously intended to address the folk who reside in such resorts as Ibitha and Falaraki.
Rob: Like my new T-shirt?
Carl: LOL
Rob: What? -.-
Carl: It's David Kinane!
Rob: Wha...
Carl: Lol? Man you really are a David Kinane! XD
6👍 2👎
A person who believes that Alien Lizards are taking over the Earth. He doesn't convincingly explain as to why they, with their presumably far superior power and technology don't take over 'Just Like That' and be done with it. Indeed these lizards must be mega-tolerant not to have eaten old Ickey alive already. I mean, what have they got to lose?
Thank God David Icke comes from Leicester. Just imagine the sort of mindless, evil, twaddle he'd be coming out with if he'd come from Manchester instead.
110👍 93👎
Teaching Microeconomics in a very uneasy way
He is so David Mandy!
When your fucking your partner pile driver style and you stick a deck of cards in her ass and make them appear in her mouth
"hey honey *performs the David Copperfield* TADAAA"
"JACK WHAT THE ACTUAL F *muffle*"
The man who Kanel Joesph works for; his boss.
Man: Who is your boss?
Kanel: David…
Man: David who?
Kanel: David Spencers