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When you delete yourself from all social media outlets. Erasing yourself from the “world” and not allowing anyone to contact you aside from text or calls. It’s as if you died on the face of the earth, but in cyber space. This can be applied to let go of distractions that accompany social media. Or a great way to just start over after a certain period of time and deleting the person you once were.
With all the friends/family my ex has in common with me, I had to enact ghost protocol to free myself of the daily pain and constant reminders of her.
I am tired of being distracted by social media yet can’t seem to get off, I’m going into ghost protocol to help myself focus.
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(facebook) When one looks at all your posts and quotes them to you in person, but leaves no "like, comment" on your wall at all.
This usually gives you a shock and a sense of insecurity most of the time
"Hey Joe! I see you're quitting swimming" *stunned silence* "Dude. Stop ghost stalking me."
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When a male and female are engaging in ear sex, after the man ejaculates in the female’s ear, he then proceeds to pull out a firearm and shoots the female in her other ear. The end result is a bullet traveling at a high velocity through the opposite side of the female’s head enshrouded in semen, similar to a depiction of a ghost, thus producing a Ghost Bullet.
Mom: “Hey honey, how was your weekend?”
Billy:”it was great Mom! Debrah let me give her a Ghost Bullet!”
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When you get a Snapchat notification but open it to find no snaps sent to you.
“Did you send me something? I think I keep getting ghost snaps from you.”
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Still being able to feel the dick that was grinding on you in the club once the song ends.
*wipes off ass*
"Gurl, you got something on your butt?"
"Nah…just trying to wipe off this ghost boner."
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A player on Call Of Duty: Black Ops using Ghost or Ghost Pro as their first perk, hiding them from spy planes. Looked down upon by the online gaming community. They usually stay in dark corners with their claymore laid down in the doorway, aiming down the sights of their FAMAS, or AK74u. They tend to be teabagged whenever an enemy player kills them.
Player 1: Throw up that spy plane man!
Player 2: I already did!
Player 1: WTF?
Player 2: Yeah, the whole other team is made of ghost wookies.
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A guy that a friend is dating and talks a lot about but you've never met, with the implication that he's not real.
It's a super common phenomenon among gay men, especially when guys are dating someone who is not fully out. However, it's not unheard of among straight women.
In some instances, the situation revolves around the ghost party considering the relationship to be a booty call situation, while the other mistakes this as real romantic interest with a possibility of depth.
"I heard that Bill is bringing Gerald around today."
"Gerald's real? I thought he was just a ghost boyfriend!"
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