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When you delete yourself from all social media outlets. Erasing yourself from the “world” and not allowing anyone to contact you aside from text or calls. It’s as if you died on the face of the earth, but in cyber space. This can be applied to let go of distractions that accompany social media. Or a great way to just start over after a certain period of time and deleting the person you once were.
With all the friends/family my ex has in common with me, I had to enact ghost protocol to free myself of the daily pain and constant reminders of her.
I am tired of being distracted by social media yet can’t seem to get off, I’m going into ghost protocol to help myself focus.
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Still being able to feel the dick that was grinding on you in the club once the song ends.
*wipes off ass*
"Gurl, you got something on your butt?"
"Nah…just trying to wipe off this ghost boner."
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Discovery Channel's newest show about a team of Ghost Hunters investigating the most haunted areas in America in hopes of finding ghosts, or at least proof of ghosts.
Person 1 - Did you watch Ghost Lab last night?
Person 2 - No that's why I'm reading this definition.
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(facebook) When one looks at all your posts and quotes them to you in person, but leaves no "like, comment" on your wall at all.
This usually gives you a shock and a sense of insecurity most of the time
"Hey Joe! I see you're quitting swimming" *stunned silence* "Dude. Stop ghost stalking me."
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When a male and female are engaging in ear sex, after the man ejaculates in the female’s ear, he then proceeds to pull out a firearm and shoots the female in her other ear. The end result is a bullet traveling at a high velocity through the opposite side of the female’s head enshrouded in semen, similar to a depiction of a ghost, thus producing a Ghost Bullet.
Mom: “Hey honey, how was your weekend?”
Billy:”it was great Mom! Debrah let me give her a Ghost Bullet!”
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When you get a Snapchat notification but open it to find no snaps sent to you.
“Did you send me something? I think I keep getting ghost snaps from you.”
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Something that is really rare but happens only once in a lifetime, like seeing a ghost.
I just picked up some ghost rare stuff from my dealer!
No way dude thats like killing a unicorn!
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