computer nerd

someone, around 18-50, who knows what this means:

std::cout << "only l33t hax0r computer nerds will get this";

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firearm nerd

1. Someone who knows a lot about firearms and likes to study them. This could apply to either historical firearms (like the Lee Enfield and the tommygun), or modern firearms (i.e. Glock, USP, MP5, the M16 family), or a combination thereof

Steve is a firearm nerd. He could name you thirty different automatic firearms in his sleep in addition to their clip size, fire rate, and ammunition type

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Nerd Swag

The swag that nerds behold whilst doing nerdy activities.

Person A: I'm doing math problems !
Person B: You have so much nerd swag.

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nerd of the herd

1) The biggest nerd in a group of people
2) "Nerd of the herd" is not to be confused with the "Geek of the week" or "Tool of the day". The nerd of the herd remains as such until they quit being such a loser

1) Meaghan: OMG, Pete brought his laptop to school again.
Rebecca: I know! He's definately the nerd of the herd.

2) Mike: Ew, look how Jenny has her boyfriend whipped. That guy's the nerd of the herd.
Chris: You retard, he's not a nerd, hes a fucking tool!

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Cool nerd

Someone who has interest in anything with educational value, electronics, RPGs, Sci-fi (books, movies etc), sex, Anime, Music (the kind that can be well known ie: Radiohead, Voltaire, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Dandy Warhols, The Beatles etc.. or underground ie: Noise band music, Hip Hop, etc..), Taking electronic things apart and tweaking/modifying them, Video Games, May like sports, Play an instrument like guitar, drums, violin etc, watches popular shows to educational shows, has a fair amount of friends they are close to, socially well adjusted, knows how to have fun not only in a nerdy but in a cool way too.

Friend: Up for the Radiohead concert on Friday?
Cool nerd: Damn I'd love to go because I love them but I have a D&D game, I could cancel.
Friend: Yes..cancel!!!
Cool Nerd: Oh I so will.


Person: So what do you do for fun?
Cool nerd: I hang out at clubs, go to Noise band shows, circuit bend, play D&D, watch House, Battle Star Galatica, Ghost Hunters, Paranormal State, and medical shows, listen to Aerosmith, Stereo Total, The Pumpkins, Velva, Sounds Happy, Radiohead, Harry and the Potters, and VNV Nation!
Person: Damn you are nerdy but in a cool way!!!

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nerd-out

nerd-out: 1) verb. To overindulge in obsessive, computer related activity.
2) noun. An event marked by wanton computer usage or kindred digital activity.

1) Turn-off that computer and stop nerding-out!
2) Sorry I can't, I am in the middle of a major nerd-out.

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nerd bait

Someone who both attracts and exudes all things nerdy.

Peter Segal is a freaking nerd bait.

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