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the government having devices inside your mattress to make you sick
The zap bed made the historical American feel queasy.
When your significant other has the need to make the bed the second the last person gets up.
Got up to pee and marissa had made the bed before I was done sleeping. Bitch I was just about to hop back in, you bed nazi!
When your bedroom lacks any type of device for locking the door, forcing you to push your bed up against the door to secure it.
My parents removed the locks from my door so they could come in as they please; forcing me to resort to bed bolting my door.
Spontaneously buying a burger ‘to go’ in the late evening, taking it home to eat while cozied up in a blanket, usually in bed, while watching something.
After work tonight, I’m going to bed burger.
A: Are you going to eat your burger?
B: No, I want bed burger.
Hangin out wit you bitches in the hotel room watching wheel of fortune and family feud at night going to bed at 7pm getting your feels not hurt
We want Arrin and Nathan over tonite for BED-HANGZS