Beef Dogg

Scottish Legend! Man who guys wanna be and women wanna be with.

There is Beef Dogg....He is a Legend!

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Beef curtains

When the lips smack harder than a retarded kid chewing gum

Her beef curtains smack like a retarded kid chewing gum

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Skinned Beef

When you have so much repeated sex your dick is absolutely raw and sore.

We never left the hotel room all weekend. Needless to say I got some skinned beef now.

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Slippy Beef

1)Something that is quite far from the truth or has just slipped past the truth (like slippy beef)

2)Just beef that is slippy like a bannana skin or something.

"SMOKING CORNED BEEF!!, I just killed the dog!, I knew I shouldn't have fed it caviar!"

*wife walks in*

"Oh sweet mother of beef!, what have you done to Mr Snuffles!?"

*husband thinks of some slippy beef (thinks of a lie)*

"Seriously dear he had a heart attack, I heard him squealing and I came in as fast as I could, but Chuck Norris had already escaped!!"

*wife obviously thinks he's lost the plot*

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DJ Beef

A disc jockey known throughout the United States and parts of Eastern Europe as the mix master who drops the best techno beats.

We're going to go to DJ Beef's show and listen to his phat 15 minute techno remix of "I'm Blue"

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beef hangover

When the amount of beef consumed is greater than or equal to the size of one's dome, causing severe lethargy, ADD and angina; you cannot get a beef hangover from fast food

Dude, I just had a huge burger at <insert name of local burger joint here> and I have the worst beef hangover.

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Mangle Beef

see liar narcissist. A derivative of the word dangle beef. When being a complete asshole and staring at oneself in the mirror AND when cheating on one's girlfriend, one is a Mangle Beef.

Fuckin' Mangle Beef. He's ruining my life.

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