can o' crazy

Any woman or girl and their outlook towards anything.

Tom: "Why would you get pissed off because I did not put away the fork within two minutes?"
Sally: "Because we're a just big ole' can o' crazy, it's how we roll"

ethiopian can opener

a frozen log of human feces used to simulate a penis in sexual stimulation.
(frozen poo dildo)

i didn't have a dildo so i made an ethiopian can opener instead

tin can phone

When two guys are connected butt to butt bus double-ended dildo.

I walked in on my husband, Tim, and his buddy Eric pulling a tin can phone.

bananas can fly

a song that is just talking about bananas flying

Hey yo dude! have you see the song "Bananas Can Fly" on youtube?

colored can tab

Colored can tab with the hole is a makeout session unlike the regular can tab with the hole 💋

here’s a colored can tab for her/him/them/ other 😉

Tin Can 😡

Just what it is.
Tin Can. The worst thing ever.

Someone: Can a match box? No, but a tin can! 🤣
Me: Tin Can 😡

Tuna Can Girth

2019's version of BDE (Big Dick Energy).

"Todd's a really go-getter. I heard he gave tammi a penile episiotomy, must have that tuna can girth"