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Ceiling cat is the epitome of sophisticated humour.
A cat...in your ceiling...watching you...judging you. Ceiling cat disapproves.
www.ceilingcat.com
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N; a sausage made from cats, deliberately! usually composed of ground common house cat meat (Felis catus), spices and seasonings. the ingredients are stuffed into a casing and may be cured, dried or smoked. cat sausage is usually prepared and consumed out of a general hatred for felines or the lack of availability of other meats. several common types of cat sausage include: linx links, Burmese bratwurst, feline franks, hot cats, Siamese salami and many more.
Hey man didn't your girlfriend used to have a cat?
-Yea, I hated that terrible feline so i made it into cat sausage and served it with peppers and onions.
was it any good?
-actually not bad! i will make it again if she brings home any more cats.
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Squeezing the milk out of a cat’s nipples
Kevin: Bro, I just went ‘Milking Cats’.
Terry: I have nipples. Can you milk me?
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To be upset with someone and tell them to leave you alone or piss off.
David: I wonder where he is. Scotty: I don’t think the grinch has forgiven us yet. David: oh he can go shit on a cat.
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Self confident person, being their unique self, doesn't care about opinions of others. Often breaking the mold of social norms. Dresses and acts on their own free will versus conforming to society. Free spirit that inspires others to be themselves.
That woman wearing a bikini and cardigan sweater is such a Pink Cat
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When your cat lays on your head while you are either laying in bed, walking around or sitting on the couch, creating a hat.
"When I sleep at night, my cat lays on my head, creating a cat hat."
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