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The absolute, downright, worst comeback in ANY type of language. All other “Ur” comebacks are mortals to this one*.
Billy- “Hey peter”
Peter-“Hey billy, guess what?”
Billy-“What?”
Peter-“UR FAMILY TREE LGBT!”
*billy’s face then melts, and he is instantly not worthy of hell or heaven, he just wonders in darkness for eternity*
*-UNLESS karamjit mom ultra gaye.
james:"ur family tree lgbt"
harsh:"no u"
james:"holup! *checks if karamjeet mom ultra gaye*
karamjeet: "oshid"
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Get a movie the whole family will love Ron Jeremy the parents love my large body of work the kids will love the money shot
Let's get a movie the whole family will love Ron Jeremy
A canton rapp group gaining lots of attention
that thug mobb family cd is going to be relased in a couple of months
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A family of four - two happy, rich parents, who are deeply in love and nothing can break them apart - and their children, usually a daughter, the queen bee of the class and her brother, an absolute alphamale. All members of this family are highly active on social media and very popular throughout their peers. The parents behave in the same way as their children - they befriend their kids' lackies' parents and manipulate them until they submit too.
Nobody:
Happy pappy pippy family FB account: "We're so happy, *a photo of kissing parents*, emoticons.
A comment under the post:
Happy pappy pippy mother: "OMG, so cool! Love yalls!!
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A statement so powerful it rips apart our dimension and jams it back together again in a mismatched manner destroying us all.
Ur mom gay. No u! Well your family reunion is a homosexual communion!
*screeches in pain as the world shreds itself*
A perfect husband material for any aggressive woman. The idiot son is so easily pussy wipped that he will do anything if he can get a head, even though the head is mostly teeth. The idiot son from the rich family also has very little understanding of how normal people live, he thinks life is hard or unacceptable because a pigeon dropped a shit in front of him when he was taking a stroll in his private garden or his servant poured the white wine into the red wine glass.
Joe: Prince Harry is really a level 10 idiot son from a rich family! He is so pussywipped that he will listen to everything from his wife Meghan!!
Bob: GODDAMMIT U R RIGHT!!! That's why that kid is in Canada right now!!!
Worse than Ur Mom Gay, Ur Dad Lesbian, Ur Granny Tranny, and Ur Grandfather Asexual. If you say this word, you will immediately become a virgin and your left lung will explode. Anyone around you will instantly die and burst into flames. Anyone in a 100-mile radius will feel the effects of Chernobyl and ultimately get their penis chopped off. Anyone outside of THAT will become gay.
Tim: Ur Mom gay
Joe: Ur dad Lesbian
Tim: Ur Granny Tranny
Joe: Ur Grandfather Asexual
Tim: THATS FUCKING IT JOE, I HAD ENOUGH
Joe: NO TIM
Tim: Your whole family tree lgbt
Joe: *Instantly dies and burns*
Random Person: WHERES MY PENIS
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