Rural Dictionary

angry goblins

When you've been eating ruffage or nuts and your poop comes flying out of you in splattering little chucks that splash not only the seat but your butt cheecks as well!
These are angry goblins.

Help sweetheart! Baby wipes needed again. I've got a serious case of the angry goblins!

by September 23, 2021

(Noun) A term given to someone in a voice chat that sounds like they have a metric shit ton of snot up their nose when they're talking. Most snot goblins are under the age of 16 and usually behave in a really annoying manner by ruining the experience for everyone else in the voice chat.

Snot Goblins are commonly encountered in VC-related games on Roblox like Rate My Avatar or in discord calls.

1: "There's a snot goblin nearby."

2: "How do you know?"

1: "I am hearing his voice."

by Whatwasnixie August 31, 2024

Copper Goblin

Meth heads, tweakers and junkies have a penchant for precious metals and other bartering goods, copper, in particular. They can be seen rummaging through dumpsters around industrial complexes but are most commonly spotted under the hood of a Kia in a nightclub parking lot. Typical markings include: someone else’s discarded cigarette butt hanging, stuck to their bottom lip; shorts so dirty you wonder how they could possibly get that way; a ripped football T-shirt from a Super Bowl in the 90’s; and sometimes during breeding season, a white plastic ‘thank you’ bag tied in a knot filled with various unknown goods. Juveniles have a full set of teeth; adults have few to no teeth. One particularly unique trait of this goblin is a distinct musk gland that emits an odor akin to lukewarm scrotum and industrial paint thinner. If one sees a questionable act they must shout in an authoritative voice from a distance or shine bright light upon the subject in question. If the subject proceeds to scatter towards a nearby chain link fence holding their arms to their chest with a full ripped t shirt of scrap metal like a frightened squirrel- one has positively identified a Copper Goblin.

I drove by the cemetery on my way home and observed a breeding pair of copper goblins eying the iron entry gates.

We stopped at Home Depot the other day, when we walked by the dumpster we could hear the rummaging of an entire herd of copper goblins!

Did you know that copper goblins, when molting from larva to adult, can lose up to one tooth per week while consuming more than half their body weight in raw amphetamines?

by Fishingwithdabrigs June 25, 2023