Take a dump sitting on the toilet backwards
I had to take a dump so bad I ran into the bathroom and sat right on the toilet, didn't even have time to turn around.
What a great Reverse Goose!
The grimy, booger-like substance found on top of urinals in most schools.
I ain't using that urinal, it's covered in goosed-up tenshitter!
People who are believed to belong to ancient goose's cul-... religion.
They have weaponized tank named "parade platform" which was named like that to pass legal matters easily.
There is no one on the list of believers.
Do you believe in The Great goose believers??
To grab by an appendage small enough to wrap your hand fully around it, and shake as violently as possible
I'm going to goose-handle your dick if you don't shut up.
To refer to the action of being your friends wing-man or wing-woman. This is in reference to the movie Top Gun and the character, Goose, who is the wing man to Maverick.
"I don't mean to be goosing too hard right now but you will not find a better cook than my good buddy."
a dramatic way to describe a strong hunger
"oo man I'm really goosing for a buttery jack from jack in the box" said a dramatically hungry Ted
a overly dramatic/fun way to say "im fucking hungry" without actually saying it