Internet Savant

1) One who possesses great brilliance when it comes to using the internet, but can barely function in every other aspect of life.

2) One who can retrieve any fact known to humankind using the internet, but retains none of the (useful) knowledge.

3) That person who is always showing everyone viral videos.

1) - Sorry, I couldn't make it to dinner. Google maps wasn't working.

- So use a real map! Man, you're such an internet savant.

2) - Oh, I think I read something about that law.

- Do you think it will pass in Congress?

- Um, what's Congress? Sorry, I'm an internet savant sometimes.

3) - Geez, I don't think we have time for another cat video. How do you find all these things?

- I guess I'm just an internet savant.

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Internet Druggie

Someone who, while playing online video games, admits he/she is high and/or in the process of getting high. Usually these people are phonies who've never smoked a blunt in their lives but thinks it's cool to impersonate someone who has.

killer405- dude i'm so high right now, this blunt is fantastic!
narby1012- i bet you've never smoken pot in your life... you're just another internet druggie.

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going on the internet

Going online with your friends to do internet activities such as posting dank memes. Generally occurs after smoking marijuana, but it is possible to go on the internet in any mindset.

Person1: Hey! Wanna spend some time going on the internet later?
Person2: Sure, but I only do that after I smoke a bowl.
Person1: That sounds like fun to me! Let's see how many memes we can fit on the internet at once!
Person2: You crazy son of a bitch, I can't wait to go online!

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internet etiquette

A collection of guidelines for how to act polite and thus keep your friends on social networking sites and through email and discussion boards, etc.

Wow, your cousin really hijacked that thread--what poor internet etiquette.

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internet explorer

the worst browser ever

your using internet explorer, you suck

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internet faggot

Someone who relies on the internet for knowlege. If they don't know what something is, instead of asking you they go to www.google.com, search it, read some random crap then (usualy) act like an expert on it. They always count on other people's experiences rather than their own. This disgusting behavior usualy occurs over AIM because that's the easiest time to search for things on www.google.com. Without the internet they would be nothing.

me: the abrams tank kicks ass. so does the ak47. its a powerful mofo and pwnts newbs

Gaydes: The M1A2 Abrams Main Battle Tank has a AGT-1500 turbine engine with a 120mm M256 Smooth Bore Cannon.
The Avtomat Kalashnikova 1947 shoots a 7.62 × 39 mm cartridge and has a barrel length of 415 mm.

me: you fucking internet faggot you are so fucking gay.

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hello internet

A cringe video by Daniel Howell aka Dan Is Not On Fire

Hello internet is so cringe

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