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Jew fro

The hair that every guy wants.
The koolest "fro" ever.
Simply a white/caucasian (jew) that has curly hair that may have a bit too much volume to be only "curly hair," so it's called a jew fro. Why jew fro? because many jews have them!

Hey man, i was looking at your baby pictures, and noticed how much your jew fro progressed overtime."

Yo yo yo jew dawg. I'm diggin that jew fro you got fo shizzle to the fricki fricki izzle!

by jewgirl18 March 27, 2009

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Jew-off

a mispronunciation of the name Joshua

"Hey, did you see that guy over there? I think his name was Jew-off"

by Pikapika200 December 3, 2021


jew-attack

When a jew assaults you by stealing your pension and invests them in S&P 500.

Yeah i got jew-attacked by Mads last week, now i'm gonna loose custody of my daughter.

by BubberDucky1187 January 10, 2020


Jenna Jew

A Jenna Jew is a girl when you can’t tell if she is joking or mad. She often reads books and curses a lot. She can give good advice but is very opinionated. She will always be there for you even when she is mad at you.

A)Jenna Jew has a new book.
B) I wonder if she is going to yell about it later..
A) Wouldn’t be suprised.

by BunnyJoe October 23, 2017


Kung-Jew

Jewish Kung-Fu

Marvin and Jackie are the senseis at the local kung-jew dojo

by dickinafox November 3, 2014


apple jew

A person who loves the fruits life gives them, no matter how rotten or perfect.

A person who loves apple sauce Jews.

Fred, you're such an apple Jew.

Apple Jew? How fruity.

by Carlton Sinner February 18, 2019


Bacon Jew

One who professes faith in Judaism, yet is hypocritical and does not follow Jewish doctrine; a hypocrite of any stripe. Usually a person who is very vocal about their supposed strict adherence to one doctrine or principal but does not obey that standard. The louder the bark, the weaker their bite....a phony. All hat and no cattle.

He is such a Bacon Jew, I saw him at Sal's last night eating bacon-wrapped shrimp. I can't believe a word he says.

by Gojai August 30, 2017