"Did you seethe girl @ the bar making eyes for me?"
"No, but watching u flirt n' fail will be the highlight of my evening."
When you buy a 30 pack of beer (must be an underage purchase) and then proceed to drive around town drinking in the car with your friends causing all sorts of destruction and mayhem. Can also include being parked on a stranger's property whilst you drink.
"Shit, we have nowhere to drink tonight and I want to cause chaos"..."Well then, let's do a cruise 'n crack.
n. A manoeuvre often performed up dark alleys by ladies returning from the pub, and filmed by CCTV operators.
A splash 'n' dash (squat 'n' squirt)
Experiencing the uncontrollable urge to defecate and cum at the same time. Therefore, releasing both urges by shitting and busting a nut.
Our ceo was late to the board meeting cause he was doing a seed n’ squeeze.
I’m pretty sure I walked in on the janitor doing a seed n’ squeeze in the handicapped stall.
I left my seed n’ squeeze in the bowl for the next guy to find inspiration.
The act of playing FIFA while also having a smoking session. You are "chiefing" while you are "feefing."
Hey Chris, you tryin to chief n feef later?
Already got a blunt ready.
The law which defines that whichever lane you are in at In-N-Out, the other lane will go faster.
Gal: I was at In-N-Out and there were less cars in my lane, but the other lane still went faster!
Guy: Yeah man...the world cannot go against the Law of In-N-Out