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An inflatable fuckfest to you through the TSA lines or HOV lines on the way to work. This durable “washable” inflatable life size a promo ally correct life like Pillow will sure to be a hit at all your upcoming events; whether your at home ,travel or just having dinner with your parents and need a date. She or he or it will get you through it.
While at jury duty I was so stressed I had to relieve myself with cumpanion pillow. The judge and other jurors objected. But I susStained and finished
A pound of marijuana ( a vacuum sealed bag, representing a pillow )
" bro, you think your buddy has a fluffy pillow left at his crib?"
A person on cocain pillows Like the items women use to apply powder to there face
Bob "Yo Hows you dad"
Germain "Not good man he's a pillow head"
Bob "Oh that sucks"
When a woman just lays their during sex and does nothing
That bitch is a pillow head no fun at all
Whether you're dominant of submissive in bed.
In Japanese these personas are named "uke" (submissive one) and "seme" (dominant one).
Charles: I just took a quiz on my pillow persona.
Florence: And?
Charles: It said I lead in our relationship.
-Moment of awkward silence-
Florence: Well, we both know that's wrong.
Someone whose ass is tight but their face is shit so you just shove it into the pillow while you fooking.
1: Damn, she fine.
2: Yeah, but you gotta keep that face out of view.
1: She a pillow stuffer fo sho.
The art of propping one's partner up on a pillow during sexual intercourse.
Me and my women had pillow pilates last night