An inflatable fuckfest to you through the TSA lines or HOV lines on the way to work. This durable “washable” inflatable life size a promo ally correct life like Pillow will sure to be a hit at all your upcoming events; whether your at home ,travel or just having dinner with your parents and need a date. She or he or it will get you through it.
While at jury duty I was so stressed I had to relieve myself with cumpanion pillow. The judge and other jurors objected. But I susStained and finished
A pound of marijuana ( a vacuum sealed bag, representing a pillow )
" bro, you think your buddy has a fluffy pillow left at his crib?"
A person on cocain pillows Like the items women use to apply powder to there face
Bob "Yo Hows you dad"
Germain "Not good man he's a pillow head"
Bob "Oh that sucks"
When a woman just lays their during sex and does nothing
That bitch is a pillow head no fun at all
Someone whose ass is tight but their face is shit so you just shove it into the pillow while you fooking.
1: Damn, she fine.
2: Yeah, but you gotta keep that face out of view.
1: She a pillow stuffer fo sho.
The art of propping one's partner up on a pillow during sexual intercourse.
Me and my women had pillow pilates last night
Married, attached or single woman who likes to hang around Swinger/Lifestyle couples socially; acts somewhat bi- sexual in social settings where there is flirting, light touching and kissing. (Really not bi, just showing off for husband/boyfriend).
Somewhat socially awkward so must get buzzed on alcohol, drugs or both. Will allow women to go down on them but rarely ever if ever reciprocates.
Never will touch or play with Swinger/Lifestyle guy but also never tells single male or married male their true nature out of fear they won’t be asked to LS events/parties.
“She is such a Ponce Pillow Princess, she is never gonna touch another husband!”