A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!
Drinking by the river until it bends.....
yup the river is bent i must be wasted......now thats what i call a good River-bend
having sex with a woman on the rag
floatin red river ishaving sex with a woman on the rag
To go gay, specifically Lesbian. The term is really used to mean that you are becoming a lesbian from being straight.
Originally came from Kath and Kim (Australia)
Kath: Kim, I want you to know, I know that you've thrown your handbag in the river and I'm okay with that...
pro dick eater he a faggot suck at fortnite small dick
he is gay and sucks dick doesnt know how to play fortnite. brooklyn Rivers mean gay.
where the stuiped jews gone to
man 1: wanna go to the jorden river
girl: sure
“My nipples are so hard they’re like tits in the river.”