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Well we’re not here to fuck spiders

Australian way of saying “Well no shit

*at the pub*
Person 1:“wanna grab a drink?”
Person 2: “well we’re not here to fuck spiders

by I can’t think of a name May 21, 2018


Brazilian Spider

When your girl hangs from the ceiling and you fuck the shit out of her until you cum in her and the cum drips out making a web.

I heard last week Henry and Kristen did a Brazilian spider and now Henry's carpet and roof are fucked.

by SME DOUSHEBAG February 12, 2016


Zombie spider

The worst ever thing created by a Fricking Wasp

PACK YOUR BAGS, THERE IS A ZOMBIE SPIDER, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Yeab01 October 26, 2020


spider-hosing

to remove spiders and spiderwebs by hosing them off

Claus spider-hosed Inès' hair and face this morning. She's almost spider-free now.

"Tony, let me exercise some spider-hosing on you before Christmas Eve. Your eyelids are kind of sticky."

by Krkič February 6, 2019


going to be spiders

Something that's going to suck.

Have you seen the trailer for The Emoji Movie? It's going to be spiders, I can tell.

by El Henzo December 16, 2017


Black spider

Someone who marinates his penis in v8 splash and puts the hump in rock guardin

1stguy: man my penis hurts
2ndguy: u should try black spidering it, it helped my Uncle Sam

1stguy: man I love stickin my d in juice Murcia

by The tight rainbo rambo September 16, 2013


Spider monkey

Someone who has a s/o that is infact a vampire.

Someone who clings onto someone for dear life.

You better hold on tight spider monkey.”

by Timmythetatortot May 24, 2023