Australian way of saying “Well no shit”
*at the pub*
Person 1:“wanna grab a drink?”
Person 2: “well we’re not here to fuck spiders”
When your girl hangs from the ceiling and you fuck the shit out of her until you cum in her and the cum drips out making a web.
I heard last week Henry and Kristen did a Brazilian spider and now Henry's carpet and roof are fucked.
The worst ever thing created by a Fricking Wasp
PACK YOUR BAGS, THERE IS A ZOMBIE SPIDER, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
to remove spiders and spiderwebs by hosing them off
Claus spider-hosed Inès' hair and face this morning. She's almost spider-free now.
"Tony, let me exercise some spider-hosing on you before Christmas Eve. Your eyelids are kind of sticky."
Something that's going to suck.
Have you seen the trailer for The Emoji Movie? It's going to be spiders, I can tell.
Someone who marinates his penis in v8 splash and puts the hump in rock guardin
1stguy: man my penis hurts
2ndguy: u should try black spidering it, it helped my Uncle Sam
1stguy: man I love stickin my d in juice Murcia
Someone who has a s/o that is infact a vampire.
Someone who clings onto someone for dear life.
“You better hold on tight spider monkey.”