Random
Source Code
Random
A place where the bitches are ugly. Every dude thinks he can fight, and you find dip cans in the bathroom. The rednecks park in the front and the normals park in the back. If your truck isn’t above 6 inches off the ground they’ll jump you. The pep rally’s tend to have broken microphones, and the football players get hyped for no reason. The softball team is all lesbian. The baseball team is sus. Soccer is gay. Tennis won 1/10 state championships. Cheer and band aren’t sports. That’s it. That’s stone. Oh yeah and everyone’s parents are either crackheads with fucked teeth or they ride around with a 12 gauge.
“Do you think her parents are crackheads?”
“Of course, she goes to stone county high school”
9👍 2👎
A shitty school full of Indian kids who think are so cool. Located in rich af town where if you wear the same shoes for a year your considered a homeless. Pretty much is New Delhi, full of tryhards tj high school wannabes. Most teachers are so fucking rude and most the girls are sluts. The basketball team is straight up ass, the female basketball is better. The lunch lines are soo long and there are a bunch of gay kids. The food is probably plastic but it does taste good tho. One kid in my class jerks off during class many times and has porn therapy. everyone in the school fucking hates him. Most of your friends will drop you to fit in with the “popular kids”. 90% of the girls are sluts that date kids from other schools thinking they are so cool and sexy. People religiously hate the bus’s because the school Is too cheap to get bus drivers so 2nd load students have to wait over half a hour after school ends just for their bus to come. The 8th grade civics teacher is a former stripper who won’t shut the fuck up about the us constitution. Everyone talks a lot of shit about each other behind their backs and kids are so sensitive and soft.
Stone hill middle school kid talking to white friend in Texas.
Rohan: Bro my parents are kicking me out of the house because I got a A-
Jack: Wtf dude, y’all Indians are so fucking nerdy
Rohan: I’m going to kill myself if I ever don’t get a A+. I MUST GET INTO THOMAS JEFFERSON HIGHSCHOOL!
13👍 3👎
Stone Hill Middle School is located in Ashburn Virginia also known as “CASHburn”, where if your house cost less than $500,000 then it’s considered “ghetto”. This school is full of curry munching try hard cunts. The students here normally cry there faces off when receiving below a 97 on a math test. It’s a hard life to be a while kid at stone hill because you must get all A’s and B’s or or considered slow. Let’s not forget stone hills famous line “OFF AND AWAY” were if you have your phone out it gets taken away by the school for three whole weeks!!! Also, our nutty eighth grade civics teacher and previous stripper hold a nice place in stone hills staff.
Ben: “you go to Stone Hill Middle School?”
Mark: “more like stone hell”
14👍 5👎
euphemism for achieving an orgasm and subsequent sexual discharge of semen, whether by copulating or through an act of fellatio - hence draining the testicles
I hope you get your stones drained on your hot date tonight
10👍 3👎
a girl sucks two guys dicks at once
Nick: how was it?
Chris: she has a big mouth she "two birds one stoned" me and my friend.
24👍 12👎
The opposite of killing two birds with one stone. When it takes you multiple tries or actions to complete a single objective.
I Had Two Vacuum The Stairs So I Tried doing It The Fast Way But I ended Up Having To Do It Again Because I Missed A Few Spots, It Took Me Two Stones To Kill A Bird.
5👍 1👎
a blasphemous rendering of the popular Harry Potter book entitled Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Coming this Fall to a theater near you..."Hairy Penis and the Kidney Stone"
"Abracadara, Abracadee, release the stone so I can pee..."
60👍 40👎