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having a girl stick a foreign object into her anus. another person must reach into her anus and pull the object out. once the object is out it is to be put into their mouth.
lets go back and ill show you a kinder surprise
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When lurring an unsuspecting young woman into a room upon where a close friend is waiting naked in the closet ready to jump out and surpise her with a double team(see double team)
Bobby brought that chick home last wednesday but scott was ready in the closet for a San diego surprise
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It is when a guy is doing a woman from behind and pulls his penis out and spits on her back to say he has already cummed, so the lady turns around and he blows it in her face!
ahhh done(the guy). ok(the girl). Bang in your face bitch(the guy)!
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Coined from a popular pudding flavor, this is the sexual act when you slip out of hole #1 and accidentally penetrate hole #2. To effectively acheive the "Chocolate Banana Surprise" both parties involved should be unexpecting this to happen, which will most likely lead to chocolate on your banana.
Dude, I was doggin' my wife last night and accidentally slipped it in her butt... that was the best Chocolate Banana Surprise ever! I bet her balloon-knot is sore today!
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The act of spreading your ass cheeks wide apart and putting you red eye in the eye of someone sleeping and the farting hardcore and yelling "SURPRISE" at the same time. When they wake up your chute is in their eye and its even more of a surprise.
Billy got all drunk and passed out so Sherry gave him a red eye surprise. Unfortunately it ended in an accidental hot lunch.
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1)A seemingly sweet innocent female that turns out to be very sexually experienced or a freak.
2)Used to describe someone playing dumb to avoid conflict.
1)" That doe eyed surprise looks naive but she's seen more rug burn than a vacuum."
2)" Don't give me that doe eyed surprise look, you know exactly what you did wrong."
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sexual act in which someone is choked out in a fit of passion (turning blue in the process). The person doing the choking works their way to climax any which way possible. When the choked out person wakes up, the choker yells suprise and ejaculates in there face. Fully completing the lustful act of passion.
Hey man did you know my girlfriend likes to be choked during sex?
Really? did you give her a Blueberry cream surprise.
Totally did!! and she gave me a blackeye.
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