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One of the many amazing responses to ur mom gay. Can only be beaten by ur tot a thot
Lauren: ur mom gay
John: ur dad a lesbian lol
Lauren: ur brother a mother
John: ur sister a mister
Lauren: ur granny tranny. Can you beat that?
John: Ur uncle a drunkle
*lauren dies*
Satan: well ur tot a thot
*john explodes and Satan eats his remains on toast
If you say this to your enemies they will bow before your might and accept you as the leader of all that is and all that will ever be.
Hey Timmy your mom gey
Oh yeah well your uncle bunkle
*timmy fucking dies and you become the prince of Persia.*
the sexual act of giving a handjob with the circle of a bagel while thrusting potato chips into the giver of the handjob's anus/vagina while both participants are dressed like a creepy uncle or a camp counselor
Bob was very surprised by his dates enthusiasm as she gave him an uncle bagel crisp
Worse than ur granny tranny.
This is said to have caused The Big Bang.
Peter: ur mom gay
Bob: ur dad lesbian
Peter: ur granny tranny
Bob: ur uncle queer
*Peter warps through his own anus, turning himself into a blackhole, andinstantly killing every human on Earth.*
A phrase that you should use discreetly, as it is a very powerful insult. Using this phrase could really hurt someone's feeling bones. This phrase is so great that nothing else can compare.
Person 1 - ur mom gay
Person 2 - no u
Person 1 - ur dad lesbian
Person 2 - ur granny a tranny
Person 1 - ur grandpap a trap
Person 2 - ur uncle a funcle
Person 1 - *explodes into the size of World War I*
To sit backwards in a chair so that your stomach is against the chairs back. You may or may not cross your arms and put them on top of the chair's back. Used when uncle jesse'in it or just being cool.
I wanted to look cool today so I sat uncle Jesse style. Then everyone copied me.
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A person who has acted upon an individual, who is unaware of the means of the situation, with a dirty sexual intension.
"Uncle Bad Touch, Why is your lap So Lumpy?"
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