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When a man lays on his back while masturbating and attempts to shoot his load up in an arch and catch it in his mouth
"Where's Rob?"
"I don't know, he called in, probably at home catching the flying squirrel "
Having so little money you can only afford to serve squirrel to your dinner guests.
Aunt Sally and Uncle Jed are wonderful folks but don't stay for dinner 'cuz they're squirrel poor.
Slang for choking the chicken aka masterbating
Dam I’ve got a sudden urge to ‘kick the squirrel’
When you grab from the base of your sack in your hand, and squeeze your nuts to the other side of your hand
Him: Im gonna send her a squirrel heart
Friend: Yeah bro!!
Her: What the actual fuck is this.
A girl in her early twenties who slithers around looking for older black men to become involved with.
Look at that dirt squirrel dancing circles around that black senior citizen.
One whose actions end up in either that person did not benefit, they got caught, or they just didn't know how stupid they were for doing it. This therefore would make them as useful as a squirrel in the dirt. Dirt Squirrel.
Also have such traits as: Backstabbing, Ratting, Twitchy, No Morals, Selfish, Stupid in general, lack common sense, and also will do anything to get what they want. They think of no consequence of actions they have done.
"If your so fucking stupid, you might as well be dumber than a dirt squirrel"