Tallahassee Land Shark

When you bend a girl up against the wall (with her pants off), step back approximately 50 ft., and with your hard-on, sprint at the girl... your goal being to stick your erect penis into her already-ludbricated vagina.

I gave my girlfriend a Tallahassee Land shark for the first time last night and accidentally made a new hole between her vag and asshole. I said sorry though.

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mud shark killer

a white man with a penis so large it embarasses black guys

she used to date black guys until she encountered a a mud shark killer

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Canadian Mud Shark

White Canadians(usually females) that prefer African Americans(usually males from American Ghettoes). Canadian Mudsharks are usually found in cities near the Canadian/American border: Victoria, Vancouver, Calgary, Regina, Winnipeg, Kenora, Thunder Bay, Windsor, London, Hamilton, Montreal, Ottawa, Kingston, Toronto, Quebec.

Canadian Mudsharks prefer African Americans but will settle for Jamaicans or Africans from Africa.

Jane: Has anyone seen Karen?
Martha: Oh she's in the States this weekend.
Jane: Again? Is she Hunting Blacks still?
Martha: Probably. What a Canadian Mud Shark!
Jane: Before long she'll have Mud Skippers, eh?

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shark jump episode

The beginning of the end; the turning point when things go downhill. Derived from the "Happy Days" episode where the fonz jumps a tank full of sharks on his motorcycle. That was the clear turning point of the series.

The fight my girl and I got in a month ago was our shark jump episode.

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canadian ninja shark

A shark from Canadian decent with prior ninja training, tends to jump thousands of miles inland to attack small children(usually infants).

Oh Shit! the canadian ninja shark again!

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San Jose Sharks

My favorite Hockey team. They started in 92, and are decient, as the guy above said. They have Nabokov, but had Steve Shields, an awesome goalie and person. Nabby is better though. Haha.

Look at Nabby! The Sharks are dominating with him!

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Trump Shark

An annoying bitch who is really flashy with all her makeup and blonde ass hair and is spoiled as shit.

Rachel: OOOOHHH! EEEMMM! GGGGEEEEEE!!! My daddy just bought me another new car! It's like totally awesome and pink!!!

Jake: Rachel is such a Trump Shark.
Micheal: Yeah, that blonde ass bitch in annoying.

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