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Toilet Paper Mobility

How accessible your toilet paper is. If the roll is off of the toilet paper holder it has high mobility; if it's connected to the holder it has very low mobility. Some people prefer not to put their toilet paper on the holder to have high toilet paper mobility.

I don't put my toilet paper on the holder so I can have high toilet paper mobility.

by Painey November 9, 2014

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toilet law firm

a law firm with less than 50 employees that pays its associates far below the market rate while practicing an area of the law with limited or no potential for upward mobility. such firms typically practice insurance law, especially its lower forms like "no fault" or "insurance fraud defense".

there are many toilet law firms in new york city, known for their dedication to providing cheap representation to insurance companies at the expense of quality work or decent pay.

by scottginsberg February 13, 2007

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The Class Toilet Paper

That person in your grade who is the butt of every joke, the victim of every prank, and the taker of shit from the entire class

Sam: Dude, did you hear that Josh Alexander thought some piss was apple juice and he drank it?

Phil: Hahaha, dude no way! He is like The Class Toilet Paper!

by waka mcwaka February 28, 2011

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skibidi Toilet Syndrome

"skibidi Toilet Syndrome" is often referred to individuals who constantly bring up memes and humor as a conversation topic. individuals with this syndrome view conversations a completely different way then we do. they constantly look for hints of satire and sarcasm to leech on to and repeat or do something of use. individuals with this syndrome may also commonly bring up a new popular memes or topic. this is most common in toddlers who spend more then 5 hours on the internet a day.
some nicknames for this Syndrome are: "frontal lobe humorism disorder (FLHD)" and "meme-sarcasmia personality disorder"

Eric: hey wsup man!
Tim: Youtubers in thumbnails be like "OH MY GOD"
Eric: ...okay?
Tim: THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE ERIC!
Eric: you have "skibidi Toilet Syndrome" or something dude?
Tim: SKIBIDI BOP BOP YES YES

by wuppadoReal September 21, 2023

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L-Block Toilets

L-Block Toilets is said by some to be the definition of hell itself. Yelling can be heard from the toilet stalls as you walk into the bathroom and there is shaving cream on the ground. There are rumours that there is one man who stalks and controls L-Block Toilets.

Dude 1: Hey dude! Did you hear about the rapes in L-Block Toilets?
Dude 2: Yeah, but are you talking about yesterday or today?

by L-Block Survivor February 26, 2020

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Toilet Cleaning Slag

1)An assertive female that is not desired by self-respecting men, whilst also having commoner attributes.
Disloyal, unrealistic and usually overweight, they enjoy pre-adult unplanned pregnancies, generally have very poor hygiene and wear cosmetics excessively. Not genuine, nor intelligent, they don't aspire to anything, their only job highlight will obviously be cleaning lavatories.

Michael: Hayes says she is such a toilet cleaning slag. How nasty can a woman actually be?
Philip: Oh, you'd be suprised. There's alot of them out there...(pointing at the women walking out of the emergency exit)

by Michael J. Rogan April 30, 2008

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pee in my toilet

Also known as "pee in the toilet." When something is so funny and a gorgeous redhead is making really awkward conversation with a yetti and you just can't help to pee in your pants...except you're on the toilet. so. yeah.

You can't just pee your pants, you gotta pee your toilet too!

Amy: "So Jeanette, what'd you get on the math test"
Jeanette: "A 'C-'"
Amy: "Ohhh..."
Jen: HAHAHAHAH *piss* HAHAHAHAHA *pee* HAHAHHAAHA *urinate* HAHAHHAHAHAA.

Later...

Amy: "Well that was awkward..."
Jen: "I know! I was peeing in my pants it was so funny"
Amy: "Except you were on the toilet...So I guess you were peeing in your toilet"
Jen: "Yeah so funny that it made me pee in my toilet!"

by Jenetty the Yetty May 17, 2007

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