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A big ass catches your eyesight
Well, there's a full moon outside and a full moon too. I see a giant ass.
When one lays a brown egg in their pantaloons having basked in the pleasing pressure of an impending bowel movement too long.
Stephen is known to wear three pairs of undergarments because Icarus flew too high while he was grunting and groaning at work.
Absolutely astoundingly magnificent sites unparallaled by any but a few
Some sites appear to be too dot to trot.
Absolutely astoundingly magnificent sites unparallaled by any but a few
Some sites appear to be too dot to trot.
When you work weekend shifts and so you cant party on the weekend, therefore you must participate in great acts of party and other recreational activities on Tuesday.
Man I cant wait for Too Turnt Tuesday, i’m going to have a blast with my friends.
Term used for when you are taking a fat piss and you put your cock back in your pants while it's still dribbling
Guy 1:"Dude I just holstered too quickly now my boxers are soaked!!!"
Guy 2:"Can I suck em dry?"
Guy 1:"Thanks bro, really looking out for me"