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Day of the week when gym bros take mirror selfies in the gym’s mirrors. Usually they intentionally flex in a way to look like a complete tool.
Bro! I got a great prump rn want to take a Tool Tuesday pic
1. (n.)Implements used by a helicopter mechanic to perform maintenance and repairs on helicopters.
2. (n.) When wrenches are thrown in a certain manner, they will spin like the propeller on a helicopter; usually occurs when the technician performing a difficult repair gets overwhelmed by rage.
While Joe was working on a BMW, one of the most unnecessarily complicated vehicles on the planet, he grew frustrated and made some helicopter tools.
The type of guy who - before he introduces himself - tells you about his tattoos and brags about getting a deal on suits
Jarret said, "my next triathalon is next week. My mom lent me the money to enter!"
Jarrret is a tool bag.
Like douchebag but kept child-friendly.
He is such a Tool Bag
Kitchen utensils: forks, spoons, knives, etc. The things you use to "attack" your food before you eat it.
That stupid waiter didn't put any fightin' tools on our table yet!
An asshole who thinks he is charming, but is really just a tool. Likely wears those jeans with the designs and sparkles on the pockets.
That guy from Jersey seemed really nice. Now I see, he is such a dick tool.