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urban dictionary

A site that was originally intended to be a dictionary for slang words, but has apparently gone "downhill" because now its a place for everyone to display their opinions, stupid or not.

The site is now intended for people to complain about how stupid and preachy everyone is on the site while at the same time they ARE preaching... about how stupid and preachy and everyone on the site is.


Other Person - You people from urban dictionary just write your biased opinions and utter bullshit with your heads up your asses, all of you.

Me - Well golly gee, you could always screw off if you want to, because I, and a lot of other people, like it.

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Other Person #2 - Are you serial? You're all black-hating racists

Me - Or we're people enraged by America's pathetic social state, where everyone has to be politically correct minority-ass-kissing people, or you'll get your ass kicked and lose your job.

by The War Ham April 29, 2007

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urban dictionary

1. a dictionary of slang.......rarely
2. a place for ironic, self-deprecating definitions such as this one
3. a place to bitch about "losers at school", rave about that girl/guy you fucked last night, diss other races or subcultures, etcetera
4. a place where people like myself bitch about the website yet use it all the time
5. a place where people who know what terms mean go to laugh at what other people think it means

1. dude: a guy or person
2. urban dic is GAY!
3. Roger: a gay fat loser who is gay gay gay
Black people: Dirty shitty nigger idiots
Goths: Gay fucking vampire wannabes who need to be shot
Sarah: A HOT BLONDE BITCH I BANGED!!
4. urban dictionary is so pointless!!!!
5. wow, these guys really think xinsertx means xinsertx thumbs down that shit

by skudge December 27, 2007

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Urban Dictionary

An online dictionary composed primarily of definitions related to either sex, poop, or a combination of the two.

Person 1: Have you noticed that 99.9% of the definitions on Urban Dictionary have to do with sex and/or poop?
Person 2: Hell yea, I wrote the "Hot Carl" entry last week.

by JJYY January 2, 2008

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urban dictionary

You're an asshole.

Dude, I went online and looked up "urban dictionary" on urbandictionary.com and it said "you're an asshole"

by Allen S March 10, 2009

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Urban Dictionary

A website where ghetto black rappers go to find out new lyrics for their songs.

T.I: "I'ma go to Urban Dictionary yo, cause I'm black and I have no talent and I need some new words for my song yo!"

by thecrazymonkey February 1, 2009

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Urban dictionary

1. An online dictionary in which people go to find todays new meanings of words from yesterday's lame dictionary that cant ever compair to the awesomeness and randomness of this dictionarial amazingness.

2. A dictionary of everythingness, that holds the answer to all words. (even the answer to life)

"Hey lets go look up this word on urban dictionary!"
"Great idea, its the best way to spend my time!"

by The purple people eater January 17, 2010

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urban dictionary

This website genius.

What kind of person looks up urban dictionary on urban dictionary anyway?

by guest drone #89 May 28, 2007

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