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Car Wash

When the coaching staff makes you jam a football into your peehole and you are forced to practice college football with a football inside your penis. Just like a car wash.

“Hey there. Welcome to Northwestern Football. Now please, insert this football through your peehole. You know, just like a car wash!

by Darve July 12, 2023


Car Wash

Ooh ooh
You might not ever get rich
But let me tell ya it's better than diggin' a ditch
There ain't no tellin' who you might meet
A movie star or maybe even an Indian chief
At the car wash
Workin' at the car wash, girl
Come on and sing it with me
(Car wash)
Sing it with the feelin' y'all
(Car wash, yeah)
Ooh
Come, some of the work gets kinda hard
This ain't no place to be if you planned on bein' a star
Let me tell you it's always cool
And the boss don't mind sometimes if you act the fool
At the car wash
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Talkin' about the car wash, girl
Come on, ya'all and sing it for me
(Car wash)

Ooh ooh ooh
(Car wash, girl)
Well, those cars never seem to stop coming
(Work and work)
Keep those rags and machines humming
(Work and work)
My fingers to the bone
(Work)
Can't wait 'til it's time to go home
Fill up and you don't have to pay
Come on and give us a play
(Do the wash, right away)
Talkin' 'bout the car wash
Car wash, girl
Come on, y'all, let's sing it with me
(Car wash)
Sing it with feelin', y'all
(Car wash, girl)
Whoa whoa whoa whoa

(Car wash)
Never seem to stop comin'
What'd I say
Keep those rags and machines hummin'
(Car wash)
Let me tell you, it's always cool
And the boss don't mind sometimes if you act the fool
At the car wash
Working at the car wash, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

by Death Menace September 10, 2023


Washing Ducks

Washing ducks is the sex act of pissing on a woman's tits and rubbing it in.

Washing Ducks:

That bitch is crazy, she totally let me wash her ducks.
I was totally washing Suzie's ducks when her mom walked in on us.

by Not Telling5000 October 9, 2013


It should be washed

The situation when the thot in the class touches your stuff (for example: shirt) and your reaction is that sentence.

- Oh man... Hannah just touched my new coat.
- Damn. It should be washed.

by OGmark October 20, 2017


Rose washing

The process of changing the events of a story or history to make it appear more pleasant than reality at the expense of the cold hard truth.

Often to present an agenda in misleading facts to make some historical events or periods more attractive to modern audiences. Downplaying unethical choices made in the past.

Or seen in movies and TV, where producers ignore original source facts to construct a story of their own liking. For instance:
Turning as novel about both sides in a war committing atrocities to good guys vs bad guys, establishing a clear direction in narrative to influence audience bias.

I can't believe they are rose washing the story of Alexander Hamilton! They ignored his contributions to slavery!

by Banba Sed September 25, 2022


Washed up

A hoe , fucks anything and doesn’t wash themselves after.

Damn bitch you is washed up

by avaani February 26, 2020


Washed up

Washed up is when your used up so to speak. When you’ve been around the block, and trying to be brand new.

Don’t hate because I’m the weekend type and you’re the washed up Tuesday 😂

by Mnj85 June 6, 2021