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people who define their names on urbandictionary

Complete fucking retards

people who define their names on urbandictionary can go fuck themselves

by AnalPrincess69 June 6, 2016

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Who told you to put the balm on?

A response to someone who does something that undermines a perfectly devious strategy, taken from the words of Jackie Childs from Seinfeld when Kramer put balm on his thighs which cured the burns from a hot cup of coffee, thus thwarting their strategy to sue for permanent disfigurement.

I set up a fake meeting in my calendar so I wouldn't have to go to the staff meeting, then you screwed it up by suggesting we push the staff meeting back an hour. Who told you to put the balm on?

by RJPSYR September 1, 2009


i am the one who knocks

Completely badass line said by Walter White in Breaking Bad, announcing his power over others.

"A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No...I am the one who knocks."

by Stegosaurus24 October 28, 2013

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Girls who eat carrots

Carrots are delicious to chew on, although the human body has plenty of orfaces where a carrot may be inserted. Some of these openings creates immense pleasure for the owner when phallosshaped objects, like a carrot, is inserted.
This practice divides females, (and other phallos lovers), into two groups: those girls who EAT carrots and ..

At the bar.
Guy 1: You think any of those girls are wild and freaky in bed?
Guy 2: No freaking way, man! Those puritanes are way to prude. Those are the kind of girls who eat carrots, if you know what I mean.

by Hellnose March 13, 2021

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She who hesitates salivates

She who emphatically declines food when offered then later asks & complains when its all been eaten later salivates.

I ask my wife if she would like some chocolate and she declines, but is distraught later when it's all gone. I answer she who hesitates salivates.

by The original Kenty November 19, 2010

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who can beat goku

β€œWho can beat goku” is a term used by Goku-tards a degenerate form of weebs who can never find a answer and i have it

Goku-tard: WHO CAN BEAT GOKU! EXACTLY NOBODY

SOME DUDE: Hinata’s (Haikyu) bare ass cheeks, Shaggy 0.00001% power, Minoru Mineta & JOE

by HE BEATIN GOKU May 23, 2021

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File That Under Who Gives a Shit

This is a reply that you give to an announcement that in inconsequential, especially when the person making the announcement thinks it's some sort of big deal, or even notable.

You won a Golden Globe for that? Yes, I did. Wow...file that under Who Gives a Shit

by kk626kk June 22, 2011

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