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Game; A race to see who can get hard the fastest without aid from pictures or touch.
oi mate, want to play the boner game???
A boner that has no chance of being relieved.
She gave him an unrequited boner, then left the party.
A level of excitement, surpassing the level of stoked, verging towards near sexual arousal. Often associated with surfing, and other boardsports.
"It's 6 foot and glassy offshore at the cove today you coming for a rip?"
"Buddy, I got a huge stoke boner, I'd ruin myself financially for one measly left."
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"If stoke boner persists for over 6 hours, drink 750ml Mountain Dew Code Red"
The state of easily and unwittingly spilling your compassionate energy into a less constructive cause.
She had a compassion boner and gave her last 5 dollars to that stereo thief.
Intense excitement over a mediocre daily gain in the stock market.
"Pritchard had a huge stock boner when his pharm company gained .02% last Friday."
A hell boner is that one awkward boner you get when you least expect it and then it just refuses to go down and even hurts if you get more excited.
Dude: Yo bro, come meet me down stairs for some Fortnite.
Bro: I can't get up right now, I've got a hell boner that's refusing to go down.
Dude: rip
a boner you have over tim curry mostly in rocky horror even if your straight
i was watching rocky horror and got a curry boner all of a sudden