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Wolfe county— the birthplace of pedophiles, tobacco, and meth heads. If you visit, you may be asked “can i get a chew a’ baccer?” by a wud of chewbubs. there are two correct responses: “yeahhh son, here ya go, you got a dollar?” or “nah dawg, i quit that”.
what’s everyone doing on a Friday night? idk, probably vaping at the park and racing frogs or going at it on the side of the road in ol’ sons blue pickup.
if you’re driving crazy through Campton, you better watch out because them state boys will getcha. if you’re unpopular in school and need a job, don’t even try Dairy Queen.
finally, watch out for the LCO.
1: “have you heard about wolfe county, ky?”
2: “yeah. that’s where the rednecks live.”
Jonathan anwsering Mariyham questions.
"Did you do your task Jonathan?"
-Sigma male lone wolf. No go fuck your self Mariyham
When a student contradicts a teacher
Teacher - " You need to do your task!"
Sigma male lone wolf - " Go fuck your self! "
A Bi-Sexual Animatronic Wolf, with Sexual Problems, Wanting To Do It A LOT.
Jack: Where is Snowtail The Wolf??
Jackie: Up yer ass and around the corner
The act of suddenly changing lanes for no reason, generally done to mess with the stoners, drunks, or oblivious people who are packed into the back of your car.
You: What's that in the road up there?
Stoners in the backseat: TIMBER WOLF!
*you abrubtly change lanes*
A large and hairy straight man, fit or not.
Dude: " Tim looks like a gay bear."
Girl: " No Tim is straight, he's a pure timber wolf not a bear."