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A condom is filled with dick cheese and is gently inserted into the male ear canal. after step one is completed the ear wax covered dick cheese condom is forced into the female steak whole (vagina).
john "i think I've saved enough dick cheese for a good ol ' New York cheese steak"
Lisa "Can't wait"
when a guy puts cheese and sauce on his dick and gives anal to a girl. the cheese and sauce get stuck in the girls ass, and the guy eats the girls ass afterwords with the cheese and sauce.
Brian: “Hey babe, can we try a New York Pizza Pocket tonight”?
Heather: “I gotta bleach my asshole, Timmy gave me a New York Pizza Pocket last night”
New York Day is June 12, the day New York was founded.
Person A: "New York Day is June 12."
Person B: "What a beautiful day!"
Originally published 9/17/1999
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A place where the meek resides. Often found counting his pennies and wondering how to find more. Dreams of Golf but unable to decide when to use the 9 iron or was that the 5? Jelous of everyone who gets laid! Cheaper than Scrooge. Has an IQ of .02 and often daydreams. Stops in the middle of a sentence and waits until his brain cell grows back before continuing.
UUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM Welllllll sooooooooooooooo Golf?
The new york metro is a big place.
just remember the three golden rules about travelling:
BE CAREFUL ABOUT PERSONAL BELONINGS
DON'T STARE AT PEOPLE
ALWAYS USE A MAP
hope you have a nice day
guy 1: that woman is staring at me
guy 2: just don't look ba....
crazy woman: OMGROLFZLMAO!!!!!!! WHAT ARE U LOOKING AT MA FACE YOU pervert!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!11
guy 1: lets just get off the train as soon as...
crazy woman: WTF YOU TALKING BOUT MAH FACE????????? YOU WANNA PIECE OF MA FAAAACCCCEEE????????!?!?!?!!?1
guy 2: MMUUOOMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!* GET ME OFF THIS TRAIN!!!!!!
crazy woman: AINT NO MMMUUTTHHHAAA GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!!!!!
guy 1: I love the new york metro but WHERES MY MAP?
guy 2: AND MY iPOD?!
And the moral of the story is stay in school
Da large east-central-New-York municipality where they have lots of rabbits hoppin' around.
Elmer Fudd would have a field day in Albunny, New York; da only problem would be dat all of da local sporting-goods stores are probably owned by families who have fuzzy-animal-loving kiddos, and so they would probably refuse to sell Elmer ammunition for his infamous blunderbuss.