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Common response to this: getting called pearl.
Someone: "I like eating mayonnaise out of the jar."
Marina: "who are you, pearl?"
Someone: "Yes" *takes off disguise*
Pearl: "you fool! It's me!"
Marina: ":0"
To bed more women than your fellow males
Damn, he’s at it again! Johnny out-poons any of us and he has a bad back and no personality!
To bed more ladies than your fellow man
Damn! How the fuck does Johnny do it? I bet he out-poons Wilt Chamberlin!
To bed more women than your fellow males
Damn, Johnny could out-poon any of you, and he has no personality and no game
When you get too high and can't play gta heists
Josh ludded out and can't play gta heists
Lud out meaning to high and lazy to play games
When you are enjoying anal sex with a significant other and they start trying to push out a big 'ol stinker.
Yo I was slamming Rebecca in the ass and she started pullin off an In-N-Out Stinker and I just pulled out and washed my dick off. My disappointment was immeasurable and my day was ruined.
The person you are talking to in that moment saying some shit that don’t add up of does not make since.
“How can fish breath under water?” “Because they have gills.” “If we cut gills would we be able to breath under water?” “Nigga you talking out the side of your neck